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Can't face a problem? Turn around. The main cause of problems is solutions. We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. He who has the heart to help has the right to criticize. Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. The way we see the problem is the problem. Problems are to the mind what exercise is to the muscles, they toughen and make strong. Problems are not the problem... coping is the problem. No problem is too big to run away from. Though no-one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new end.

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80+ Funny Life Problems Quotes That You Might Find Surprising

Life is full of ups and downs but still, life goes on, Life never waits for anyone. There are problems in everyone’s life, when there is a problem, an opportunity is hidden in the form of a solution, So we should always be positive and calm. In this post, we try to give you some laughs with these funny life problem quotes. Best funny problem quotes to motivate you every day in your life.

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Funny life problems Quotes

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. – Alfred A. Montapert

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The main cause of problems is solutions.

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. – Mitch Hedberg

Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them. – Lou Holtz

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

The problem is that you think more and do less. – Nitin Namdeo

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. – Albert Einstein

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The only problem with a problem is the problem. – Julieanne O’Connor

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem. – Joseph Stalin

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police. – Keith Richards

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin

If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don’t understand the problems and you don’t understand the technology. – Bruce Schneier

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charles M. Schulz.

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Dwellers on problems don’t fly with God. There’s no loophole. – John M. Sheehan

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? – George Carlin

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny. – Stephen Hawking

If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them. 

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. – Robert Frost.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. – Dylan Thomas

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Shulz

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. – Dale Carnegie

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. – Woody Allen

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. – Gertrude Stein

I am only human, although I regret it. – Mark Twain

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. – George V. Higgins

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny. – Stephen Hawking

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. – Robert Frost

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – William Goldman

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass… get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them. – Steve Maraboli

I’ve never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn’t fix. – Sarah Ockler

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache. – Marjorie Pay Hinckley

Reality continues to ruin my life. – Bill Watterson

Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems. Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them. – Toba Beta

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. – Isaac Asimov

I don’t want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man. – Albert Camus

The difficult problems in life always start off being simple. Great affairs always start off being small. – Lao Tzu

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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. – Lewis Grizzard

Walking is my main method of relaxation. I don’t go over my lines or try to solve the world’s problems, I just enjoy the scenery and the wildlife. – Kevin Whately

Our problems sometimes show the degree of our relationship with God. – Dr Paul Gitwaza

Problems don’t get better with age. If you fail to address tooth decay, it will come back to bite you. – Frank Sonnenberg

Life is a never-ending stream of problems that must be confronted, surmounted, and/or solved. – Mark Manson

When I look out at the people and they look at me and they’re smiling, then I know that I’m loved. That is the time when I have no worries, no problems. – Etta James

Think logically, and you have a chance to solve a problem. Reacting emotionally to it prolongs and worsens your dilemma. – Stewart Stafford

Most of the problems are in our minds which we create ourselves. – Nitin Namdeo

We try to fix the outside so much, but our control of the outer world is limited, temporary, and often, illusory. – Matthieu Ricard

If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it’s not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever. – Dalai Lama XIV

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have known since long. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

Never cry because you have mountains of problem in your hands to solve. Always smile because each problems will someday resolve. – Santosh Kalwar

Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies. – Derek Landy

Sometimes problems don’t require a solution to solve them; instead they require maturity to outgrow them. – Steve Maraboli

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. – Robert Fulghum

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go. – Nick Hornby,

The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology. And it is terrifically dangerous, and it is now approaching a point of crisis overall. – Edward O. Wilson

Look at the stars. It won’t fix the economy. It won’t stop wars. It won’t give you flat abs, or even help you figure out your relationship. But it’s important. It helps you to remember that you and your problems are both infinitesimally small and conversely, that you are a piece of an amazing and vast universe. – GoodQuotes

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The only real battle in life is between hanging on and letting go. – Shannon L. Alder

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. – Terry Pratchett

If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there. – George Harrison

A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. – Niels Bohr

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. – J.M. Barrie

you fix what you can fix and you let the rest go. If there ain’t nothin to be done about it it aint even a problem. It’s just a aggravation. – Cormac McCarthy

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. – Mark Twain

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein

Short cuts make long delays. – J.R.R. Tolkien

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. – Chuck Palahniuk

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay. – Christopher Hitchens

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems , but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort . - Herm Albright

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good , and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad . - Arnold H. Glasgow

One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license. - P. J. O'Rourke

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings. - John F. Kennedy

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The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were. - John F. Kennedy

The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no less difficult. - Winston Churchill

The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown. - Carl Jung

Walking is good for solving problems - it's like the feet are little psychiatrists. - Pepper Giardino

In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same. - Albert Einstein

Happiness is not the absence of problems, but the willingness to deal with them joyfully. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The solution to adult problems tomorrow depends in large measure upon how our children grow up today. - Margaret Mead

To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science. - Albert Einstein

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. - Vince Lombardi

Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds. - Norman Vincent Peale

Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them. - Albert Einstein

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry Kaiser

Today's problems can seldom be solved using yesterday's answers. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. - Albert Einstein

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution. - John F. Kennedy

Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment, and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility in the realm of faith and morals. - Albert Schweitzer

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. I dream of our vast deserts, of our forests, of all our great wildernesses. - Nelson Mandela

The new rage is to say that the government is the cause of all our problems, and if only we had no government, we'd have no problems. I can tell you, that contradicts evidence, history, and common sense. - William J. Clinton

Life is an organic whole. The basic problems of the people - poverty, ignorance, disease and civic inertia - interlock. To address one problem, we must address all. Hence our emphasis on an integrated program of livelihood, education, health and self-government. - Jimmy Yen

A woman under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood. - John Gray

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. - Art Buchwald

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H.L. Mencken

I love my attitude problem. - Anonymous

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

Possession isn't nine-tenths of the law. It's nine-tenths of the problem. - John Lennon

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. - Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science. - Charles Darwin

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Resistance creates suffering. Stress happens when your mind resists what is. The only problem in your life is your mind's resistance to life as it unfolds. - Dan Millman

If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty, but when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Through violence, you may 'solve' one problem, but you sow the seeds for another. - Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

If we don't see a failure as a challenge to modify our approach, but rather as a problem with ourselves, as a personality defect, we will immediately feel overwhelmed. - Anthony Robbins

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem. - Albert Einstein

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to find a need and fill it, to find a hurt and heal it, to find somebody with a problem and offer to help solve it. - Robert H. Schuller

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problem. - Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The problem with making assumptions is that we believe they are the truth - don Miguel Ruiz

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Problem: attitude. - Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal. - John Lennon

Now we have a problem in making our power credible, and Vietnam is the place. - John F. Kennedy

The first step towards the solution of any problem is optimism. - John Baines

I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem - and that yardstick is: Is it good for America? - Dwight D. Eisenhower

The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

If the problem can be solved, there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good. - Tibetan proverb

The acceptance of oneself is the essence of the whole moral problem and the epitome of a whole outlook on life. - Carl Jung

We cannot solve a problem by saying, "It's not my problem." We cannot solve a problem by hoping that someone else will solve it for us. I can solve a problem only when I say, "This is my problem and it's up to me to solve it. - M. Scott Peck

I have treated many hundreds of patients. Among those in the second half of life - that is to say, over 35 - there has not been one whose problem in the last resort was not that of finding a religious outlook on life. - Carl Jung

The older I get, the more wisdom I find in the ancient rule of taking first things first. A process which often reduces the most complex human problem to a manageable proportion. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

You have to realize: OK, I don't know how to solve a political problem, I don't know how to solve the pollution problem... all I know is in my own life, I need to figure out some sense of purpose, I need to figure out how to be happy... and I'm willing. - Jewel

One of the greatest titles we can have is "old friend." We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are older. The problem is we need to start our old friendships when we are young. We then have to nurture and grow those friendships over our middle age when a busy life and changing geographies can cause us to neglect those friends. Today is the day to invest in those people we hope will call us "old friend" in the years to come. - Grant Fairley

We may not always be aware of it, but we all create and repeat affirmations constantly. The problem is, we typically don't pay attention to exactly what those affirmations are saying. Often we go through the day giving ourselves all sorts of contradictory, or even negative messages. We may project confidence to the world around us, while our inner dialogue says... I hope this works. I am so nervous about this. I hope I don't blow it. Affirmations are self fulfilling prophecies. If we say, This is never going to work ... then chances are excellent it never will. - John Assaraf

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it. - Edward R. Murrow

Television is chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace. - John Lennon

In critical moments men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life; I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down. - the television series Glee

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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem. — George Carlin

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I think bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem..

It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Funny problem quote Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the pro

Mind is never a problem. Mindset is

Funny problem quote The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to undrstand. We listen to

The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.

Funny problem quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

Funny problem quote The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts whi

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

Adventure is worthwhile.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Funny problem quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Your problems is that you think you have time.

If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he's not the problem.

Stress happens when your mind resists what is.

..The only problem in your life is your mind's resistance to life as it unfolds.

Funny problem quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

Funny problem quote Be selective in your battles, don't make every problem a war.

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

There is a persistent funny form of suspicion in most of us that we can solve our own problems and be the masters of our own ships of life, but the fact of the matter is that by ourselves we can only be consumed by our problems and suffer the shipwreck.

Funny problem quote Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved.

Our stresses, anxieties, pains, and problems arise because we do not see the world, others, or even ourselves as worthy of love

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.

You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get back. The key is don't leave until you have solved both problems.

Funny problem quote If it can be solved, theres no need to worry, and if it can't be solved, worry i

I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell you it's in a hell of a mess-we're not connected to the press room yet, are we?

Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

Habits are funny things. What's funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren't going to get, got them!

Funny problem quote Be grateful for small things, big things, and everything in between. Count your

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you are in business. Yes, and that is also true if you are a housewife, architect or engineer.

Funny problem quote Anyone can run away, it's super easy. Facing problems and working through them,

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist" gives you a valid excuse to hide from your pain.

It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is best not to let them have any sharp implements.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh.

I hope that guy is miked. The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is I know exactly when that guy isn't laughing. "Oh, distinctive laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!"

I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours.

If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular."

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time.

Sex in the nineties is boring. The problem is that it has gone from an active act to a spectator sport. We watch people make love on television and in films. We call 900 numbers to hear what someone would do to us if they weren't sitting in a boiler room of other dirty talkers reading from a prepared script.

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem?

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